I slam the door shut, my head spinning wildly. Finally! I’m home, away from school where I’m verbally attacked by a drunken woman who has no idea who I am, away from my stalker ex-girlfriend, away from everyone who looks at me and thinks, ‘Oh, just another clumsy, heavy, weirdo.’ Yeah, okay. Suck my dick. Okay, I don’t have one. So suck my strap-on.
I make a very short call to my parents to let them know that I’m home and safe. Of course, my dad takes a very long time to answer and say ‘Okay, see you after work.’ How difficult is it to say? Was he figuring out which language to say it in? He only speaks English!